Sprinkles Neck Tube

This thing is covered in sprinkles because why the hell not! Skiing's supposed to be fun, and nothing says "I'm here for a good time" like wrapping your face in pink donut vibes. Keeps you warm when it's dumping, blocks the wind on the chairlift, and guarantees at least three strangers will tell you they love it. Soft, stretchy, and fits in your pocket when you don't need it.

Warning: Not actually edible. Ingesting may result in bloating, lack of stoke, missing the après party, and generally bad times.