Honk if you'd rather be skiing! These are the least nerdy bumper stickers I could think of and I hope you agree. Stick em' to your car, bike, skateboard, surfboard, ufo, boat, etc. These things are legit!

Ski Fast Bumper 

7.5" x 2.25"
Locals Bumper 

8" x 2.25"
Cat Mascot 5.75" x 4"