{"product_id":"safety-last-2","title":"The Allplay \"SAFETY LAST 2\"","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou thought those yellow-jacketed ski resort enforcers were real people telling you to slow down and stay on marked trails? Nope. Robots! Machines controlled by corporate mountain resort overlords. And they've finally been unmasked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLike cockroaches, yellow jackets seem evolutionarily engineered to be nearly indestructible. Just when you think you’ve finally beaten them, the robot zombies rise from the rubble in a rage, aggressively enforcing corporate safety rules, handing out fines, and pulling passes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt may seem hopeless... It may feel like skiing as we know it is over... But wait... Did you say OVER? Nothing is over until we decide it is! When the going gets tough, the tough get going! Who's with me? Where's the spirit?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow, we couldn’t fight 'em with conventional weapons. That would take years and cost billions. No, in this case, we had to go all out. We had to rekindle the spirit of the Brotherhood with a brand-new ski graphic touting our warrior chant: SKI FAST, LOSE PASS! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere was only one artist who could continue the evolution of the original “Safety Last” graphic series… Matt Stikker. He’s one of the most talented underground illustrators in the game. Portland legend, Metallica album artwork, death metal band \"Drouth,\" and the guy behind some of our favorite ski graphics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe made only 300 pairs of this new Limited Edition graphic on The Allplay ski, so they’re going to sell out fast. Make sure you grab your pair before the yellow jackets confiscate ‘em all!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck out Matt Stickker's \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/mattstikker.bigcartel.com\/?utm_source=google\u0026amp;utm_medium=pmax\u0026amp;utm_campaign=21591805586\u0026amp;gad_source=1\u0026amp;gad_campaignid=21591808028\u0026amp;gbraid=0AAAAADSOh3rLov326_KgMPG6PTFlRgz2t\u0026amp;gclid=CjwKCAjwprjDBhBTEiwA1m1d0sa5hkrwiXzsFfXsPn6hL5G00MpOTiQNfFwE26k3FWbdYgEmommgfxoCGR8QAvD_BwE\"\u003eart\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/bargainbinblasphemy\"\u003eInstagram\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"J skis","offers":[{"title":"158cm","offer_id":42736320381015,"sku":"J26APSL2158","price":779.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"165cm","offer_id":42736320413783,"sku":"J26APSL2165","price":779.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"172cm","offer_id":42736320446551,"sku":"J26APSL2172","price":779.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"179cm","offer_id":42736320479319,"sku":"J26APSL2179","price":779.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"186cm","offer_id":42736320512087,"sku":"J26APSL2186","price":779.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0274\/7219\/files\/ALLPLAY_SafetyLast2_FULL-SKI.png?v=1783431840","url":"https:\/\/jskis.com\/products\/safety-last-2","provider":"J skis","version":"1.0","type":"link"}