{"product_id":"monobladezzz","title":"Split Monobladezzz","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"md:pb-8 md:pt-8 pb-8 pt-8 col-span-full lg:col-span-full md:col-span-full px-6 md:px-8\" data-module=\"module.textEditor\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"portableText mx-auto px-4 md:px-0 max-w-screen-md text-left\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"first:mt-0 last:mb-0 font-serif text-2xl font-bold uppercase italic lg:text-3xl\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYES. This is the most sensible ski you'll ever own!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"first:mt-0 last:mb-0 relative my-4\"\u003eThese Twin Tip Split Monoski Bladezzz (TTSMB for \"short\") are half the length, twice the width, and 69 times more fun!!! Why a 99cm monoski you ask? So you can send every trick your grandpa stomped in 1987... looking like you're skiing 420 years in the future!!! On the way up, split it, and earn your turns like a grown up. On the way down, our patent SplitLock™ industrial electro magnets lock 'em together so you can go full send! It floats in deep pow like a surfboard, it tricks like a snowboard, and it will make everyone in the lift line wish they were you!!! This is the most logical and unhinged piece of equipment ever created by J. Xtremely limited quantities available next winter exclusively to people that signup for early access above.☝️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"md:pb-8 md:pt-4 pb-8 pt-4 col-span-full lg:col-span-full md:col-span-full px-6 md:px-8\" data-module=\"module.textEditor\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"portableText mx-auto px-4 md:px-0 max-w-screen-md text-left\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"first:mt-0 last:mb-0 font-serif text-2xl font-bold uppercase italic lg:text-3xl\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eADVANCE TECHNOLOGY:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"first:mt-0 last:mb-0 my-8 space-y-0.5 list-outside ml-8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e99cm is the best size confirmed by the FDA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2x lighter than skis and snowboards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSymmetric dual tipped for easy backwards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFloats in powder better than traditional skis \u0026amp; snowboards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSkimo friendly transitions, lighter, faster, and more solid!!!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTSA approved carry-on, fits overhead while flying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes pre-cut 99cmm skins\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSplitLock™ industrial electro magnet reliability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUses less space in cars, lift lines, and storage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCarbon fiber autobiometric stablilization\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVermont Maple wood core\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWay more fun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"J skis","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42645204238423,"sku":"fakesku","price":420.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0274\/7219\/files\/SPLIT-MONOBLADEZZZ.png?v=1775700454","url":"https:\/\/jskis.com\/products\/monobladezzz","provider":"J skis","version":"1.0","type":"link"}