{"title":"Ski Fast, Lose Pass!","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"ski-fast-pint","title":"Ski Fast Pint Glass","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eA day on the hill is never complete without proper Apres. This 16 oz. \"Ski Fast\" Pint Glass has plenty of room for your beverage of choice! Dishwasher safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Ski Fast Pint Glass is FREE on clothing \u0026amp; accessory orders over $100 all Black Friday Weekend. Simply add this product, plus $100 in clothing \u0026amp; accessories to your cart to get this item free. Ends Cyber Monday at Midnight EST. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"J skis","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40364919619671,"sku":"J22PINT-SF","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0274\/7219\/files\/SKI_FAST_Pint_302e07ff-f400-49cf-b414-dc243a25203e.jpg?v=1760094576"},{"product_id":"safety-last","title":"The Joyride \"SAFETY LAST\" Matt Stikker x J Collab Limited Edition Ski","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAfter being decimated by the Brotherhood in the late twenty-teens, it appeared that all was well and good in the land of corporate ski resort pillaging. The Brotherhood had won handily, and it seemed as though the yellow jackets had gone into hiding forever. But if Star Wars™ has taught us anything, it’s that the resistance cannot rest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLike cockroaches, yellow jackets seem evolutionarily engineered to be nearly indestructible. Just when you think you’ve finally beaten them, the zombies rise from the rubble in a rage, aggressively enforcing corporate safety rules, handing out fines, and pulling passes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt may seem hopeless... It may feel like skiing as we know it is over... But wait... What? Over? Did you say 'OVER'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! When the going gets tough, the tough get going! Who's with me? Where's the spirit?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNow, we couldn’t fight 'em with conventional weapons. That would take years and cost millions of dollars. No, in this case, we had to go all out. We had to rekindle the spirit of the Brotherhood with a brand-new ski graphic touting our warrior chant: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSKI FAST,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e LOSE PASS! We even tapped the General of artistic badassery, Matt Stikker, to bring it to life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI made only 300 pairs of this new Limited Edition graphic on “The Joyride” ski, so they’re going to sell out fast. Make sure you grab your pair before the yellow jackets confiscate ‘em all!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSee \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/mattstikker.bigcartel.com\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emore of Matt’s artwork\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/bargainbinblasphemy\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003efollow him on Instagram.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"J skis","offers":[{"title":"140cm","offer_id":41072364519511,"sku":"J24JRSL140","price":549.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"150cm","offer_id":41072364552279,"sku":"J24JRSL150","price":549.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"160cm","offer_id":41072364585047,"sku":"J24JRSL160","price":729.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"168cm","offer_id":41072364617815,"sku":"J24JRSL168","price":729.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"175cm","offer_id":41072364650583,"sku":"J24JRSL175","price":729.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"182cm","offer_id":41072364683351,"sku":"J24JRSL182","price":729.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0274\/7219\/files\/JSK_JOYRIDE-SafetyLast_ProductPage_3views_Final-01.png?v=1720540853"},{"product_id":"ski-fast-surf-cap","title":"Ski Fast Surf Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWith a retro-inspired patch and a chill, surf-style fit, this cap will have you looking fast... even if you’re just coasting to the lodge. Wear it as a badge of honor, but remember: if you lose your pass, don’t blame the hat!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCheck out the entire \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/jskis.com\/collections\/ski-fast-lose-pass\" title=\"ski fast lose pass j skis\"\u003eSki Fast collection!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"J skis","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41230277443671,"sku":"J24HT-SF","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0274\/7219\/files\/SkiFast.png?v=1725473860"}],"url":"https:\/\/jskis.com\/collections\/ski-fast-lose-pass.oembed","provider":"J skis","version":"1.0","type":"link"}